It's "ALL SKATE" now. Let's all skate!

The roller rink........ah, good times. I didn't get there very often as a kid, but I do remember it being fun. "But why?", I asked myself today. Around and around the same boring oval...........and then, my moment of inspiration came. Why not make this a "spectator sport"?............. I'm going to design skates that look just like little "NASCAR" cars. Shit, if I can get permission to sell Budweiser at the concession stand, I'd be a freakin' millionaire overnight.