...but one of them is not a nickel.

As I'm typing, I'm sitting here listening to the unmistakable sound of a hand-full of coins bouncing around in the clothes-dryer. Why has no one ever taken this inevitability to the next level and incorporated a coin-sorter/counter/wrapper into the design? I'd buy one. Shit, I could pay for it with the money I get out of the dryer.